Redneck life

Redneck Christmas tree

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Things a Redneck Will NEVER Say:

  • I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
  • Duct tape won’t fix that.
  • Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
  • Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
  • We don’t keep firearms in this house.
  • Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
  • You can’t feed that to the dog.
  • I thought Graceland was tacky.
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