How to Wash a Toilet

How to wash a toilet


1. Put both lids of the toilet up


2. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl

3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the toilet

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid…

You may need to stand on the lid

5. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this

6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash- and-rinse’

7. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid

9. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off

10. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean…


The Dog


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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking…

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.  “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.  “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”  And they did.  “Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.  “Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked,”Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?  Why did we swim around and around them?”

His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”

Now you know why.

It’s sexual tension and a dog’s life…

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