What YOU Can Do to Save Gas…

George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…

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Garfield on the oil crisis


A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.


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One Liner Stories Says it All

Compulsively Compulsed

I manifested OCD by playing the same three notes over and over for a straight hour, six days a week, for months on end… but no one understood.


I realized how mundane my job was when I received an email from my brother in Iraq stating, “A mortar hit two trailers down, but thank God it didn’t detonate.”

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1977 or 2007?

This is for those whose level of maturity qualifies

them to relate to it…

1977: Long hair

2007: Longing for hair

1977: KEG

2007: EKG

: Acid rock

2007 : Acid reflux

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More Fantastic Signs


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Fantastic Signs


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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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