Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (read them out loud)

English                                                                            Chinese

That’s not right                                                               Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?                                      Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP                                                                 Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man                                                                    Dum Fuk

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What YOU Can Do to Save Gas…

George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…

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Be Prepared

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Don’t Swallow Your Gum

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Wheels of Life

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4 Calories a Minute

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Redneck Mansion

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