They didn’t let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn’t hit you hard enough.
..and i should care, why?
-60 in 15 minutes!
100% Irony- Free.
100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
7 days with out Jesus makes one weak.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A church alive is worth the surprise!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.