Dumb Bumper Stickers

They didn’t let me out, they just gave me a day pass!

Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn’t hit you hard enough.

..and i should care, why?

-60 in 15 minutes!

100% Irony- Free.

100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?

186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

7 days with out Jesus makes one weak.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A church alive is worth the surprise!

A clean car is a sign if sick mind.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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