Garfield on the oil crisis


A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.


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New Reality Show (Are they for friggin’ real?)

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 28 /PRNewswire/ — There’s a new reality TV show, produced by Morusa Media, called “Who wants to marry a U.S. citizen?” that aims at creating marriages between U.S. citizens and immigrants who have temporary visas. The show is already generating mix reaction from some who say the show hurts the immigration process. However, others praise the match-making concept.

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Special Breed of Dog


Celebrity School Pictures

Celebrity School Photos at tell me everything, free lulu…

Celebrities’ Kids Names

Agnes  Charles Guggenheim – Elizabeth Shue & David Guggenheim
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa – Frank Zappa
Alchamy Henriksen – Lance Henriksen & Jane Pollack
Amber Rose LeBon – Simon LeBon & Yasmin
Apple Blythe Alison Martin (Apple Martini anyone?) – Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin
Audio Science Clayton – Shannyn Sossaman & Dallas Clayton
Banjo Patrick Taylor – Rachel Griffiths & Andrew Taylor
Bibi Belle MacDougall – Anna Ryder Richardson & Colin Macdougall
Blue Angel Evans – Dave Evans (U2)
Bluebell Madonna Halliwell – Geri Halliwell
Braison Chance Cyrus – Billy Ray Cyrus
Brawley King Nolte – Nick Nolte
Brooklyn Joseph Beckham – David and Victoria Beckham
Calico Dashiell Cooper – Alice Cooper & Sheryl
Cash – Slash
Chorde Broadas – Snoop Dogg (Calvin Broadas)

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Who’s On First for the Next Generation


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

How Bush Spends His Days In The Whitehouse