Dumb Quotes

“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”

– Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“I invented the internet”.
– Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.”
– Alan Minter, Boxer

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
– Alicia Silverstone, Actress

“How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.”
– Anonymous Manufacturer

“This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven’t heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time.”
– Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

“During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails.”
– AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

“Two grand slams in a week – man, that’s seven or eight ribbies right there.”
– Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
– Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”
– Bill Peterson, football coach

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