What YOU Can Do to Save Gas…

George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border… When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq …

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military… Give him a soldier’s’ pay while he’s there and tax him on it…

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country… He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot…

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a Better life for themselves…

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, Rifle or ammo… Problem Solved…

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3 Responses

  1. LOL! Great idea. Why can’t the candidates come up with such a simple plan?

  2. Well if we were to leave then who would work the dirty , hard working jobs that the illegals are doing to cover your ass?

  3. That is the most stupid solution to save gas. I say stop being white and ride a bike or walk like the rest of the immigrants use to before they became a custom to the Lazy American Way. And Honestly we are all illegal immigrants except the Native Americans they are the ones who should be complaining about immigrants period.

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