Garfield on the oil crisis

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A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!


Any Questions ???


NO? I didn’t Think So.

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2 Responses

  1. The reason all the dipsticks are in Washington DC is because they are needed to measure the amount of BS each polition is filled with. It does require them to drop their pants and bend over to make the measurement.

  2. Good one, Dave!

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