Engrish Not So Good…

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You look fucking lovely!


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Taste like chicken..

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Here, crippie- take my seat…

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Good with wild rice…

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Is that like duck sauce?

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All ho’s go straight to enter…

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That’s not the kind I buy…

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Die over there, please…

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Uh, are you a liquor head?

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I’d be suspicious shopping there…

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Let’s abuse a plastic bag- it only costs 2 dollar……

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Is that a franchise of Starbucks?

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I dare you to tickle him!

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You don’t want to be cheated out of the slasher, do you?

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Hmm, which one? Pigeon or duck head?

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Yep, that’s where I want to shop!

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Yep, that’ll make my heart tinkle…

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It feels better…

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