11 Reasons You Should Stop Forwarding Emails Today!

Stop forwarding nonsense emails to your friends! Here’s an email warning us:

Dear All!

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain
letters to me in 2006 & 2007.

Because of your kindness:

  • I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.
  • I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
  • I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
  • I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
  • I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a cell phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
  • I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
  • When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
  • I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce, a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)
  • I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special email program would arrive soon.
  • My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
  • Still open to help some Bulgarian or Nigerian, who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SHIT on your head today at any time

Thanks and Regards,
A Frustrated Victim.

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