Good ol’ dad…

One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher had the class go home and think of story, and then conclude the moral of that story…

The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story and little Suzy raises her hand… “my owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market… well one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road” … teacher asks for the moral of the story… Suzy replies, “don’t keep all your eggs in one basket”

Next is little Lucy…. “well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator” … “last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched”… Teacher asks for the moral of the story… Lucy replies “don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched”

Last is little Billy… “My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory”… “he jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete”… “on the way down he drank the case of beer”… “unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy soldiers”… “he shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”

Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story… Billy replies, “don’t fuck with my dad when he’s been drinking”

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