Yo Mama!

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to a casino, played the ATM and still lost all her money!

Yo mama’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please.”

Yo mama is so fat, that when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 2 movies and an infomercial!

Yo mama is so fat, that when she tripped and fell, no one laughed but the earth cracked up!

Yo mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama is so ugly, that when she looks in the mirror, her reflection runs away.

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