26 Ways to Annoy Telemarketers

1. Answer by making some weird animal noise

2. When they ask for some one say, “Oh, I’m sorry, they’re dead.”

3. Say,”Do you smell something?”

4. Crank up the music and leave the phone off the hook.

5. Say with some funny accent, ” I’m sorry you’ve got the wrong number.”

6. Tell them to wait a minute– scream really loud, and leave the phone off the hook.

7. Have a balloon ready, pop it, scream and leave the phone.

8. Say, “I’m sorry my pet doesn’t answer the phone.”

9. Start talking in another language

10. Start making weird breathing noises then scream loud and drop the phone.

11. Say, “Uh-huh” every 10 seconds in a loud, annoying voice.

12. Repeat everything they say.

13. Start singing high notes off key.

14. Yodel.

15. Sing the “Brady Bunch” theme song.

16. Sing “John Jacob Jingle Himer-Schmit.”

17. Sing the song that never ends.

18. Say,”ET phone home. Are you phoning home because this isn’t your home. ET phone home,etc.

19. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

20. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

21. Tell the Telemarketer you are on “home incarcerated” and ask if they could bring you some beer.

22. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a fax number.

23. Tell the Telemarketer, “Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I’m not wearing any clothes.”

24. Insist that the caller is really your buddy, Leon, playing a joke. “Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how’s your momma?”

25. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up… louder… louder… louder…

26. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write down EVERY WORD.

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One Response

  1. XD. For 25, ask them to speak louder and louder and louder until they’re shouting.

    When they end up shouting, tell them that there’s no need to shout, you’re not that deaf and get all huffy.

    But pretend you can’t hear if they don’t shout.

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