Three Dumb Hunters

Three idiots decide to go hunting.

The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck.

The other two hunters ask how he did it.

He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.”

So the second hunter says that he’s going to get a doe. And he does.

They ask him how he did it, and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe.”

So the third hunter says, “I’m just gonna shoot at anything I see.” So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed.

The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!”

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