Need A Push?

A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o’clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a stranger is asking for a push.

“Not a chance” says the husband — “It’s three o’clock in the morning!” He closes the door and returns to bed.

“Who was it?” asks his wife.

“Just a stranger asking for a push” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No I didn’t — it’s three in the morning.” he replied.

“Well you’ve got a short memory” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down on holiday and those two guys helped us?. I think you should help him.”

The man does as he is told and returns to the front door and
calls out into the dark “Hello — are you still there?”

“Yes”, comes the answer.

“Do you still want a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing” the man replies.


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