I’d Give Anything…

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by just a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself: “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.”

A stranger walks up to him and whispers: “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?” The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, “Sure…” And sinks the putt.

Two holes later he mumbles to himself: “Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole.”

The same stranger appears by his side and says, “And would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?”

The golfer shrugs and says, “I guess so…” And he makes an eagle.

On the 18th hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says
nothing, the stranger strolls over to his side, cocks an eyebrow, and says, “Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?”

The golfer looks him in the eye and says, “Certainly.”

And makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the mysterious stranger walks alongside and says,”You know, I’ve really not been fair with you because you don’t know who I am… But that’s the way I operate… I’m the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life.”

“Nice to meet you,” says the golfer. “And by the way, the name’s O’Malley– Father O’Malley.”

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