A guy sees a buddy and notices that his friend’s car is a total wreck: covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend, “So what the heck happened to your car?”
“Well,” the friend responds, “I ran into a lawyer”.
“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?”
“Well, I had to chase him all through the park.”
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