Celebrities and Stupid Things They Say

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All the stupid things that come out of Paris Hilton’s mouth aren’t worth mentioning, but the latest is just beyond bat shit crazy – it’s the most stupid thing she’s EVER said. The heir-head now says she plans to “live for hundreds and thousands of years” by having scientists freeze her body, along with the bodies of her pets, after she dies. Why wait! Do it now, Paris, while your body is still young!

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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
– Brooke Shields

“So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them.”
– Barbara Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)

“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
– Hillary Clinton

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”
– Charles De Gaulle, former French President

“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
– Samuel Goldwyn

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
– Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
– Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.”
-Bob Dole

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future”
-Yogi Berra

Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
– George W. Bush

“I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states.”
– Raquel Welch

“What’s Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?”
– Paris Hilton

“The word ‘genuis’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
– Joe Theismann

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
– George W. Bush

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.”
– David Hasselhoff

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know it’s very popular out there in Africa.”
– Britney Spears

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
– Christina Aguilera

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
– George W. Bush

“A zebra does not change its spots.”
– Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)

“It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.”
– Linda Evangelista

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”
– Rush Limbaugh

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”
– Dan Quayle

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” Dan Quayle

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