New York Dumb Laws

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

 

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

 

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.

 

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers.”

 

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

 

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

 

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

 

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

 

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

 

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

 

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

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