Ohio Dumb Laws

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.

 

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

 

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

 

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

 

The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

 

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

 

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

 

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

 

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

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