Knowledge

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,” Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow [...]

What is a sonofabitch?

Marriages gone bad…

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (read them out loud)

English                                                                            Chinese
That’s not right                                                               Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?                                      Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP                                                                 Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                                                    Dum Fuk

Extremely Compact Chair and Table Set

What YOU Can Do to Save Gas…

George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…

Spread the Stupidity…

Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America …. do banks leave both doors open [...]

Be Prepared

How much does a house weigh?

 A little more than the bridge!!!

Don’t Swallow Your Gum