Posted on May 8, 2008 by brainlessworld
25 Reasons You Owe Your Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
‘If you don’t straighten [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on March 24, 2008 by brainlessworld
George Carlin’s grand solution to save gasoline:
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use…
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…
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Posted on March 24, 2008 by brainlessworld
Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America …. do banks leave both doors open [...]
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Posted on March 7, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on March 7, 2008 by brainlessworld
April 18 is Poop For Peace DayPoop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are [...]
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Posted on March 4, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on February 28, 2008 by brainlessworld
This mother wiener dog is fostering this pink guy for another mom who couldn’t take care of him.
He had his eyes closed, but now they are open. He is just a little bigger than her other pups.
She loves this little guy more than the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health.
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Posted on February 21, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on January 31, 2008 by brainlessworld
Viagra Advertising
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick [...]
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