This is for those whose level of maturity qualifies
them to relate to it…
1977: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2007: EKG
1977: Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux
1977: Moving to California because it’s cool
2007: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm
1977: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage
1977: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM
1977: Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint
1977: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1977: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1977 : Disco
2007:Costco
1977: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1977: Passing the drivers’ test
2007: Passing the vision test
1977: Whatever
2007: Depends
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year, the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin, puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year’s incoming freshmen.
Here’s this year’s list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle
Their lifetime has always included AIDS
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic
The CD was introduced the year they were born
They have always had an answering machine
They have always had cable
They cannot fathom not having a remote control
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws
They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was
They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’ and ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel,’ ‘de plane, Boss, de plane.’
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea
MacDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter
Do you feel old yet? Notice the larger type, that’s for those of you who have trouble.
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The CD was actually introduced in 1982. Yes, I do remember it.
This is really funny.