Posted on January 31, 2008 by brainlessworld
Viagra Advertising
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick [...]
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Posted on January 28, 2008 by brainlessworld
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’.. But it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Posted on January 28, 2008 by brainlessworld
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her [...]
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Posted on January 25, 2008 by brainlessworld
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Posted on January 25, 2008 by brainlessworld
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the [...]
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Posted on January 23, 2008 by brainlessworld
A couple from Montana were out riding on the range, he with his rifle, and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion, a mountain lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you’ll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision…The hunter got [...]
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Posted on January 23, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on January 23, 2008 by brainlessworld
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor nd asked him what he was doing.
The litigator [...]
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Posted on January 21, 2008 by brainlessworld
Posted on January 21, 2008 by brainlessworld
