Aim…

Oh, shit!

Double dare ya…

Which is it?

Beer warning labels

1.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
2.WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
3.WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the [...]

Good ol’ dad…

One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher had the class go home and think of story, and then conclude the moral of that story…
The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story and little Suzy raises her hand… “my owns a farm and every Sunday we [...]

Water of Coke?

 WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
(Likely applies to half world population)
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is
so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

You know you’ve drank too much coffee when…

- You answer the door before people knock.
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
- You speed walk in your sleep.

Irishman and a Texan

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a drinkin’
bunch. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. [...]

Valid reason to drink beer

We’ve heard a good number of very valid reasons for drinking beer, but the one that takes the cake is called the “Buffalo Theory.”
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed [...]