Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Courses for Women
(Taught by men, for women)
101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”
106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Hosting a Thanksgiving dinner? Why not add a little “flair” to your table setting by making this turkey centerpiece made from … tampons!
Serving turkey with all the trimmings? Don’t forget the tampons! Even if they can tell your stuffing came out of a box, your guests will have to look twice to realize this [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
If you’re keen on stunning kites [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand - we’d be so simple we couldn’t understand.
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
Accidents don’t just happen. They must be carelessly planned.
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
Hello, you have reached 987-6543. Please press 1 for English, 2 for English, or better yet: call back when you speak English!
Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll call you soon. If you leave a “sexy” message, I’ll call even sooner!
Hi! This is Jim. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
How to have a true American Barbecue
It is important to study the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it is usually the only type of cooking a real man will do - probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events [...]
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Posted on November 19, 2007 by brainlessworld
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men
by Cheryl Lavin
Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive.
Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job.
When your man asks you what’s wrong, say “Nothing.” However, when [...]
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